Which Wednesday are you today? 1. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 2. I'm a homicidal maniac. 3. You severely underestimate my apathy. 4. I'm not perky. 5. I hate everything. 6. I'll clean my room in exchange for your imortal soul. 7. We don't hug. 8. I'll have to prove my power. 9. Don't be a baby.